Letters to God -- Part 2

The following are letters from children to GOD.

If You give me a genie lamp like Alladin, I will give you anything you want, except my money or my chess set.

-Raphael

My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha.

-Danny

Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.

-Larry

I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over.

-Sam

You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways.

-Dean

I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.

-Ruth M.

I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying.

-Elliott

I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.

-Nan

Of all the people who work for You I like Noah and David the best.

-Rob

My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they?

-Marsha

If You watch me in church Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.

-Mickey D.

I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. Love, Chris

We read Thomas Edison made light. But in school they said You did it. So I bet he stoled your idea. Sincerely, Donna

The bad people laughed at Noah - "You made an ark on dry land you fool." But he was smart, he stuck with You. That's what I would do.

-Eddie

I do not think anybody could be a better GOD. Well, I just want You to know but I am not just saying that because You are GOD already.

-Charles

I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool!

-Eugene

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