Joke of the Day

Snakeskin Boots

A guy was on a business trip to Texas and bought a really cool pair of snakeskin boots. He was s so excited and couldn't wait to show his new boots to his wife. Returning from his trip late the next evening, his wife was in the bathroom getting ready for bed. He quickly stripped naked, except for his new snakeskin boots and stood in the bedroom to wait for her.

As the wife emerged from the bathroom he asked, "Well honey, do you notice anything special?"

She replied, "Yeah, its limp." "It's not limp!" exclaimed her husband. "It's admiring my new snakeskin boots!"

"Well, next time buy a hat."

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