Letters to God -- Part 1

The following are letters from children to GOD.

In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?

-Jane

I read the Bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me.

Love, Alison

Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?

-Lucy

Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?

-Anita

Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?

-Norma

Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now?

-Jane

Who draws the lines around the countries?

-Nan

I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?

-Neil

What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything.

-Jane

Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother.

-Darla

Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.

-Joyce

It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (But I am not going to tell you who I am)

Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest.

-Tom L.

Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up.

-Bruce

If we come back as something - please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.

-Denise

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