The Priesthood
A man joined the priesthood. The order he joined could not speak for 7 years. Then they could only say 2 words. The first 7 years passed and they went into a small room. His 2 words were "too cold".
The next 7 years passed and they took him back into the small room and his 2 words were "bad food".
The next 7 years passed and they took him back into the small room and his 2 words were "I quit".
Good they said, "all you have done is complain."