Chicken and Rooster

A cat and a rooster are walking down the street and come to this huge puddle...

Rooster: I bet you couldn't jump over that puddle if your life depended on it!

Cat: Oh yeah? I could do it on my worst day.

* The cat takes a huge run and lands in the middle of the puddle... the rooster laughs his head off *

What's the moral of this story you ask? For every wet pussy there's a happy cock.