6 O'clock News

Two men watching the six o'clock news made a five dollar bet about whether or not a man would jump off of a 20 story building. When the news station returned from commercial the man did jump off the building to his death. The winner of the five dollars finished his drink and left the bar. On the way to the parking lot he had guilty feelings and returned to find his friend. He explained that he couldn't take the money because he had already seen the jumper story on the five o'clock news.

The loser of the bet replied, "So did I. But I didn't think he'd be stupid enough to do it again!"