Ghetto Resume

Resume of:  Shaynana Chiquita Shanekia "Pookie" Jones

ADDRESS:    2036 South Side Skreet, Compton, CA  11122
PHONE:      Cut off right now but will be back on by the 15th

OBJECTIVE:  To one day forefill my dream of bein'a Soul Train danca
and you know just gittin' my life togetha and stuff.  I also hope to
one day be the best cosmotologecalist (you know what I mean)Beauty
Speciacalist) there is in my hood.

SKILLS:  I do hurh (hair) and nails in my kitchen and I be using my
glitter and weave bonding glue for arts and crafts and stuff.  I be
doing braids in any texture or color: synthetic or real human hurh.
Black, blonde, brown, dark brown, dark black, gold blonde, dark gold
blonde,red, maroon,blue and rainbo colors.

EDUCATION:  THE "GET YOURS" HOME CORREPONDENCE COURSE, INC.
BIG MAMA'S HOUSE OF HAIR N' NAILS N' FRIED CHICKEN N' GREENS
(gradmuated with honors for the most extenzions done in a year's time).

WORK EXPERIENCE:
Big Daddy's Motel Motor Lodge Bar & Grill Pool Hall & Bait N' Tackle
Shop       (January 10, 1998 - January 30, 1998)
Reason for leaving:  Big Daddy kept hitting on me.

My Baby's Daddy Day Care Center Car Wash & Shoe Repair (Nov. 2,
1998 - Nov.  10, 1998) Reason for Leaving:  They tri to work a
sistuh to death and I got thangs ta do!

The Golden Tooth Dental & Jewelry Emporium (Mar. 1, 1998 - Nov. 1,
1998) I loveded this job cause they gaveded me a free tooth every
month and now I can spell my baby daddy name but they done up and
fired me cause I let one of my homeboys sniff that laughing gas. He
just smelt it; he don't do drugs no mo.

Kim Fung Toi's Restuarat & Pet Shop (you don't even wanna know).

Jimmy's Jheri Curls & Motor Lube (Nov. 6, 1998 - Nov. 7, 1998)
Reason for Leaving:  (Hospitalized for spine injury when I slipped on
an overflow over activator).

The Ike Turner Hoe Slap Recovery Center ( Jan 5, 1999- Jan 12, 1999)
accommodations; yes, I worked there and was a patient too)
Reason for Leaving:  Center closed down cause Tina Turner done
refused Ike's request to give us a benefit concert and donate the
money to Ike.  Ike say Tina done got beside hurself since she a big
star.
He say he remember when she was Anna Mae Bullock from Nut Bush,
Tennessee.

References:

Pookie Terrence johnson (my 1st babies daddy)
Tray Oscar Pickens (my 2nd babies daddy)
Tommy "Slick Tooth" Griffin (my 9th babies daddy)
Lawanda Jenkins (from up the skreet)
Hezakiah Clevestus "the playa" Jones (my mama's sister's
brother-in-law, uncle half-brother)
The Right Reverend Aliza Benjamin Ineedadrank O'Grady (Pastor of
The Greater Mt. Carmel Church of God in Christ Kingdom Hall of Our
Lady of Saints Holy Rosary Later Day Seventh Advent Saints
Episcapaleen Saidified Non-Denominational Baptist Church, Inc. (a
not-for-profit agency).

Note:  All time periods unaccounted for above when I wasn't working
are "none of your business but I was not on no welfare cause I
done always worked at something nother."

Resume by The Professional Resume People, Inc. of South Central

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