Dictator

Olie and Lena are getting ready to go to a Halloween party. Lena comes out almost naked except for a ribbon with a lemon tied around her waist.

Olie days, "Lane, is that what you're going to wear?"

Lena says, "Yes Olie, it is."

Then Olie goes back and comes out almost naked except for a ribbon with a potato tied around his waist

Lena asks, "Olie, is that what you're gonna wear to the party?"

Olie says, "Yes, I figured if you could go as a sour puss, I could go as a dictator."