Little Johnny's Picture

Mrs. Smith, a third grade teacher wanted the class to play a game

where one student starts drawing on the board, then one by one

others add to it.



She thinks and decides not to start with Johnny, because he is so

naughty and always has some "unusual" pictures in mind. So she

starts with Anne.



Anne:   "This is our house".



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Teacher: "Good Anne!" and asks Peter to draw next:

Peter: "This is our house's door".



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Teacher: "Very good, Peter" and calls Mary:

Mary: "This is our house roof".



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Teacher: "Very nice, Mary" and calls on Stevie:

Stevie: "And this is the sun over our house."





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Teacher: "Very nice Stevie" and thinks, there is not much damage

that Johnny can do with this picture and asks Johnny to come to

the board.



Johnny: "And this is my Dad, trying to pick up the soap when he

dropped it in the shower."

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