Things That Sound Dirty In Golf But Are Not
- Nuts! .... My shaft is bent.
- After 18 holes I can barely walk
- You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
- Look at the size of his putter.
- Mind if I join your threesome?
- Stand with your back turned and drop it.
- Keep your head down and spread your legs a little more
- My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip
- Nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
- Hold up, I have to wash my balls first.