Cows



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         (__)                     )__(                vv    vv

         (oo)                     (oo)                ||----||  *

  /-------/               *-------/                 ||     | /

 / |     ||               / |     ||                 /-------/

*  ||----||              /  ||----||                (oo)

   ^^    ^^                 vv    vv                (~~)



    USA Cow               Nerd USA Cow               Australian Cow



        (__)                   (__)                    (__)

        (00)                   (-o)                    (--) . . . (*>YAWN<*)

  /------/              /------/               /------/

 /|     ||              /|     ||               /|     ||

* ||----||             * ||----||              * ||----||



Cow w/ Glasses    Flirtatious cow (winking)   Cow after pulling an
                                              all-nighter



               O__O                             \_|_/

               (oo)                             (oo)

        /-------/                       /-------/

       / |     ||                       / |     ||

      *  ||----||                      *  ||----||

         ^^    ^^                         ^^    ^^

    Cow at Disneyland         Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty



               (__)                           (__)        *        (__)

              (oo)                           (/)                (oo)

         /-----/                     /-------/           -------/

        / |    (##)                    / |     ||           8-|     ||

       *  ||----||"                   *  ||----||             ||----||

          ^^    ^^                           ~~    ~~             ^^    ^^

 Scottish cow playing bagpipes.      Cow from Beijing     Wind-up Flying Cow



*        (__)              (__)               (__)               (__)

        (oo)              (oo)               (oo)               (oo)

  -------/        /-------/         /-------/         /-------/

  /|      |       / /               /       /         /       

 //||----||     * //------       *   --//         *   ----

 ^ ^^    ^^ ^       ^        ^            ^  ^               ^     ^

Cow walking         Cow jogging         Cow running        Cow braking



          (__)

          (oo)                       (__)         *     (__)

           /                        (oo)         |     (oo)

       ____| \____            /-------/    o=o=o=|------/

       ---/   --**           / |       /          |      |

    *____/    |___//        *  ||----||           ||----||

        //--------/            ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^

       //__                      Cow           Cow pooing

       Cow marching            standing



         (__)

         (oo)                       U

  /-------/                    /---V

 / |     ||                    * |--|                       .

*  ||----||

   ^^    ^^

Cow at 1 meter.         Cow at 100 meters.        Cow at 10,000 meters.





         (__)             (__)                (__)               (__)

         (oo)             (oo)                (oo)               (oo)

  /-------/-*     /-------/          /-------/         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 / |     ||      )*)(/* /  *        / |     ||

*  ||----||  *    |||/)|/()(       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

/|(/)(//(,,/   )|(//|)(/

  Cow munching   Grass munching      Cow in water        Cow in trouble



    on grass         on cow



         (__)                     (__)                     (__)

         (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)

  /-------/               /-------/               /-------/

 / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||

*  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||

   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^



Cow who drank Jolt       Cow who ate              Cow who used Jolt to wash

                      psychedelic mushrooms      down psychedelic mushrooms



               )               (__)

              /                (oo)

        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

       Cow swimming in shark infested water



     (  (    )

   ( (     )   )

   ( (         )

  (           / )

 ( (        )

     ( |  // )

       |   |    (__)

       |   |    (oo)                   (__)

       |   | ----/              ______(oo)_____

       |   |    ||              ( _)_______(__) )

     **|   | ---||                 __________/

    ``'---------^^

        Cow Hide                     Cow Pie



                        *

                      **   **

                 * **  * * *  **

                *   /  /    *  *

                /          / /                         (__)

          *  /  /     (__)                   /--------(00)

            /           (00)  / /               / |      |(  )

                /-------/                  *  ||---- ||()

            /   / |     ||    / /                 ||     ||

             *  ||----||                      ^^     ^^

         /  /     ^^    ^^    / /            Cow Chewing Marbles

                 Cow in Heat



         o  o

         |__|               (__)             (__)

         (oo)               (oo)            =(oo)=          oo

  /-------/         /-------vv       /-------/

 / |     ||         / |     ||       / |     ||

*  ||----||        *  ||----||      *  ||----||

   ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~

bill bixby          bela lugosi      boris karloff     claude rains

male relative cow      cow              cow               cow



                                         /                  __

                                        /                   ||

             (__)                 (__)    /               (_||_)

             SooS                 (oo)   /                 (oo)

      /------S/S          /-------/    /S          /-------/

     / |     ||           / |     ||    /  S        / |     ||

    *  ||----||          *  ||----||___/    S      *  ||----||

       ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^                  ^^    ^^

    This cow belonged     Ben Franklin owned       Abe Lincoln's

  to George Washington       this cow                   cow



                                                 (__)

         *        (__)                           (oo)

                 (oo)                     /------/

           -------/                     /|  |/  |

            | ==$ ||                     / |  [) ||

            ||----||                    *  ||----||

            ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^

    Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow was given to

      to Caesar's Palace           Hugh Hefner for his Birthday

                 (___)               (__)      (__)

                 ( O )               (oo)      (oo)

          /------- /                 /--------/

         / |     ||V                   |        |

        *  ||----||                    ||------||

           ^^    ^^                    ^^      ^^

 The cyclops that Jason and         This cow lived with

the Argonauts met had this cow          Dr. Doolittle



             (__)                   (__)

             [##]                   (@o)

      /-------/             /-------/              /-------  (__)

     / |     ||             / |     ||              / |     || (oo)

    *  ||----||            *  ||----||             *  ||----|---/

       ^^    ^^               ^^    ^^                ^^    ^

 This cow belonged      This cow lived with      This cow belonged to

  to Flash Gordon       the Little Rascals       the Headless Horseman



                     (__)

                     (oo)

        /---+      +--/

       / |  |      | ||

      *  ||-+      +-||

         ^^          ^^                             *



   David Copperfield's Cow               David Copperfield's other Cow



                                                     (__)

                                                     (oo)

                                                    /'^^^-m

            (__)                                   / '' ` )

            (oo)    o     /| /|/|_                |      /|

           / /    /    /      _ /                |  |  | |

          /  _===^   ___\_____/___               |_____|_|

      ___|__/ |/    (___________(_)               //|| ||

     *        ^ ^                                 *  ww ww



            Mrs. O'Leary's Cow                 Cow'nt Dracula



         (__)                     (__)                     (__)

         (/)                     ($$)                     (**)

  /-------/               /-------/               /-------/

 / | 666 ||               / |=====||               / |     ||

*  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||

   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^



Satanic cow               Yuppie Cow              Cow in love

         ____

        (____)

                               .xxxx.

         (__)                  '(oo)`

         (oo)            /-----'-/ `

  /-------/            / |    |============>
 / |     ||            *  ||----| (~)

*  ||----||               ~~    ~

   ~~    ~~             Moo-ammar Cowdafi

   holy cow            (armed and dangerous)                 (---)

                                                             (   )

         (___)             (___)                            /-----

         (o o)             (o o)                            |     |

  /------- /       /------- /                             |  |  |

 / |     ||O       / |  O~ ||O                              |  |  |

*  ||,---||       *  ||,---||                               |  *  |

   ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^                               ^^   ^^

    A Bull       A-bomb-in-a-bull            No-bull         Coward



         (__)                 \__                 (__)

        (oo)             o   (oo)                 (oo)

  /-------/           ____\___/          *+-------/

 / |     ||           / |     ||           ||______||

*  ||----||          *  ||----||             ||----||

   OO    OO             OO    OO             OO    OO

Detroit cow          Mustang cow            pickup cow



                 (__)              (__)              \_||_~

                 (oo)              (oo)              (*||*)

  /---------------/           /----/        /-------||/

 / |             ||           /    ||        / |     ||

*  ||------------||        *-||----||       *  ||----||

   OO            OO          OO    OO          OO    }{

      li-moo-cow          fastback cow      teenager's cow



              (____)               (____)                         (____)

              (oo  )               (o  o)                         (  OO)

   /-----------  /          /-----    /----          /-----------  /

  / ||       |  /          / |   |  /   |           / ||       |  /

 /  ||       ||||            |  |      | | |        /  ||       ||||

*   ||||-----||||            *| | |-----| | |       *   ||||-----||||

    //     //             / /     / /           ^^^^     ^^^^

 This cow belonged         This was Salvatore   No one was sure whether

 to Pablo Picasso         Dali's favorite cow     M.C. Escher's cow had

                                               four legs or eight



                        (__)                        (__)

                ^^      (oo)                        (--)

            ^^^^ /-------/                        /-/-

         ^^^^^  / |     ||                        /|    |

       ^^^^^   *  ||----||                       ^ |    | ^

    ^^^^^^^^  ====^^====^^====                     |    |

^^^^^^^^^^^^^/                                     /----

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^                                /     

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^               ^      * ^

     Cow surfing at Malibu               Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale

                                             (What a bod, huh guys?)



        *                                                 (__)

                                                         (DD)

                                                  /-------/

          |                                      / |     ||_\_/

         |  (__)                               *  ||----|

        || (oo)                                  ^^    ^

         || /                         Cow chugging brews and staring at

          ^^ ||                            sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale

            ||

            ||

             ||

              ^^                                 / / / / / / / / / / /

              \_                              / / / / / / / / / / / /

                \_                              / / / / / _______   / /

 Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen            / / /    /   |     / /

                                                / / /    (__)|      / /

                                                / / /    (oo)|      / /

   ( @@@ )                                        /-------/ |

    ( @@ )            (------------)             / |     ||^_|

       @@  (__)       (  *>COUGH<* )            *  ||----|

        @@ (oo) . . . (  *>COUGH<* )               ^^    ^

     /--UU--/        (____________)

    / |    ||                              Cow sheltering from English Weather

   *  ||---||



   (New) Jersey Cow



                    (__)                       _--------_

                    (oo)                      |__________|   BIG

             /-------/                        XXXXXXXXXX    MAC

            / | 007 ||                         __________

           *  ||----||                        |_        _|

              ^^    ^^                          --------

       Cow licenced to kill      Enemy Cow after having met previous cow



                       x

                   xxxx|xxxx

                xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx

                       |

                      //

                (__) //                        (__(__)

                (oo)//                         (oo(oo)

         /-------//                    /-------/ /-------

        / |     |//                    / |     ||   ||     | 

       *  ||----|                     *  ||----||   ||----||  *

          ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^   ^^    ^^

      Mary Poppins Cow                        Siamese cows



                            o        o             (__)    ^

                                   /              (oo)   /

                                  /           _____/___/

             (__)              \__/           /  / / /

             (oo)       _______(oo)          ^  /  * /

    /---------/       /|  ___  /             / ___/

   / | x=a(b)||       / | {   }||         *----/

  *  ||------||      *  ||{___}||             /  

     ^^      ^^         ||-----||            /   /

                        ^^     ^^           ^    ^



    Mathematical        Television      This cow does Disco

        Cow                 Cow        (That's what comes of

   (developer of        (Cow-thode      snorting cow-caine)

     cow-culus)          Ray Tube)



  .            /         .       .        :

        .     /        .          .       :

             /       .        .    *      :

            /                       *     :

            | (__) |   .    .       **     :

     .     /| (oo) |               **     :

          / | // |    .     .    *      :

      .  /  |=|==|=|       .      *       :

     . /    | |  | |      .               :

      / USA | ^||^ |NASA      .           :

     |______|  ^^  |______|       .        :

    .       (__||__)     .   .             :

       .    /_  /_  .     .    .         :

            !!!  !!!                       :

                                           :

  The cow that jumped over the moon.       :



            o

            | [---]

            |   |

            |   |                              |------========|

       /----|---|                             | **** |=======|

      /___/___\___                         o  | **** |=======|

      |            |                     ___|  |==============|

      |           |                ___  {(__)} |==============|

      -----------/             [](   )={(oo)} |==============|

            /  /             /---===--{ / } |

    -----------------         / | NASA  |====  |

    |               |        *  ||------||-----^

    -----------------           ||      |      |

      /    /                  ^^      ^      |

     /     ----    

      ^^         ^^           This cow landed on the moon.



                (__)

               ([][])            "I have this recurring dream

               __/_--U              about golden arches."..  (__)

              /    \__                                 ^  :..("")

             /  /  /                         //  ____\_____/ //

            /----^/__/ /                     // /     \___ / //

                \____/----                 // /-/__________/ //

                 /======   /            =======/==============//

              *_/ /       /^              //  /              

                 /       ^               //                   



                     Psycowlogist and patient



                                             (___)

          ^^^^^^^^   (__)                  (o o)

           ^^^^^^^^ (oo)                    /

        *-----\_______//                  --O--/

      ^_______/   ---  \______^            // -----

     ^--------   S/  /\_____^            /_^{} /==V===[]

               \______/                      \_____//

                                              \__/

   It's a bird...                             //         The Boss

    It's a plane...                          //     (Bruce Holstein)

                                            //   //

                                           ^^    ^^

                                        ==================

 _____________________________          H                H

 |             |-------------|          H     (__)       H

 |             |   ________  |          H     (oo)       H       __

 |   COWNTY    |  | (|__|) | |          H    / /       H     /    

 |    JAIL     |  |  |oo|  | |          H   | |  | |     H    | STOP |

 |             |  |__|/|__| |          H   D===b=-----  H      __ /

 |             | o           |          H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H       ||

 |             | ^           |          H                H       ||

 |             | ]           |          H                H       ||

 |             |             |          H                H       ||

 |_____________|_____________|          H                H       ||

                                        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^     ^^^^^^^

 Some cows get in trouble...               Cattle Guard



                     |  /         ___________

    ____________   \_# /         |  ___      |       _________

   |            |    #/          | |   |     |      | = = = = |

   | |   |   |  |   #           | |`v'|     |      |         |

   |            |    #  //       |  --- ___  |      | |  || | |

   | |   |   |  |     #_//        |     |   | |      |         |

   |            |   #_/_______  |     |   | |      | |  || | |

   | |   |   |  |   # /_____/  |      ---  |      |         |

   |            |    # |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |

   |            |    # |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |

^^^|    (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H  |_ |^|  | |||| | |^^^^^^|         |

   |    ( ||| ) |     # ^^^^^^    |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |

   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/  /_____ |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |

        `v'-                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^      | ||||||| |

         || |`.      (__)    (__)                          ( )

                     (oo)    (oo)                       /---V

              /-------/      / --------             * |  |

             / |     ||        ||_______| 

            *  ||W---||        ||      ||  *

               ^^    ^^        ^^      ^^

                        "Cow Town"



                          ...---...

                       ../  / |   ..

                     ./ /  /  |     .

                    /  /   /  |       

                   /  /   /   |        

                   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

                             |          /

                             |         /

                             |        /

                             |       /

                             |      /

                             |     /

                             |    /

                             |   /

                             |  /

                             | /(__)

                             |/ (oo)

                          /---++--/

                         / |  || ||

                        *  ||-++-||

                           ^^    ^^

               Cow surviving attack by Red Baron



                                    (__)

                                    (oo)

                             /-------/

                            / |     ||

                           *  ||----||

                              ^^    ^^

                             (__)  (__)

                             (oo)  (oo)

                      /-------/    /-------

                     / |     || -^^- ||     | 

                    *  ||----   -^^-       ||  *

                       ^^                  ^^

                      (__)                (__)

                      (oo)                (oo)

               /-------/                  /-------

              / |     ||                    ||     | 

             *  ||----||                    ||----||  *

                ^^    ^^                    ^^    ^^

                 Barnum's Troupe of performing cows



 ____             ____                                |+++++|

|++++|    ___    |++++|                       ____    |+++++|

|++++|   |++ ______________________          |++++|   |+++++|

|++++|   |++/      /( )                    |++++|   |+++++|   __

|    |   |+|      |-oo- |           \______  |++++|   |+++++|  |++|

- - - -(__)--|       \__/           _(__)_  

 o   ( oo /_______________________| (oo)   |        __

 |  _/\_| |  M O O - B U S T E R S|__/ /| |       /oo| - Bleaurgh!

 |-|  \____                         ------  )_    /|  /

  -|_  \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0     _|  *  /  *

       |  __________________________________/

     |  W|   \_/ /-----------------  \_/ /

     / /   \___/                    \___/

    / /   

    ^^^   ^^^                                      Who you gonna call...?



















                        

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