Cows
====================================================================== (__) )__( vv vv (oo) (oo) ||----|| * /-------/ *-------/ || | / / | || / | || /-------/ * ||----|| / ||----|| (oo) ^^ ^^ vv vv (~~) USA Cow Nerd USA Cow Australian Cow (__) (__) (__) (00) (-o) (--) . . . (*>YAWN<*) /------/ /------/ /------/ /| || /| || /| || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all-nighter O__O \_|_/ (oo) (oo) /-------/ /-------/ / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty (__) (__) * (__) (oo) (/) (oo) /-----/ /-------/ -------/ / | (##) / | || 8-| || * ||----||" * ||----|| ||----|| ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ ^^ ^^ Scottish cow playing bagpipes. Cow from Beijing Wind-up Flying Cow * (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) -------/ /-------/ /-------/ /-------/ /| | / / / / / //||----|| * //------ * --// * ---- ^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Cow walking Cow jogging Cow running Cow braking (__) (oo) (__) * (__) / (oo) | (oo) ____| \____ /-------/ o=o=o=|------/ ---/ --** / | / | | *____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----|| //--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ //__ Cow Cow pooing Cow marching standing (__) (oo) U /-------/ /---V / | || * |--| . * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters. (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------/-* /-------/ /-------/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / | || )*)(/* / * / | || * ||----|| * |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /|(/)(//(,,/ )|(//|)(/ Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble on grass on cow (__) (__) (__) (OO) (@@) (xx) /-------/ /-------/ /-------/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash psychedelic mushrooms down psychedelic mushrooms ) (__) / (oo) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cow swimming in shark infested water ( ( ) ( ( ) ) ( ( ) ( / ) ( ( ) ( | // ) | | (__) | | (oo) (__) | | ----/ ______(oo)_____ | | || ( _)_______(__) ) **| | ---|| __________/ ``'---------^^ Cow Hide Cow Pie * ** ** * ** * * * ** * / / * * / / / (__) * / / (__) /--------(00) / (00) / / / | |( ) /-------/ * ||---- ||() / / | || / / || || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ / / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles Cow in Heat o o |__| (__) (__) (oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo /-------/ /-------vv /-------/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains male relative cow cow cow cow / __ / || (__) (__) / (_||_) SooS (oo) / (oo) /------S/S /-------/ /S /-------/ / | || / | || / S / | || * ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's to George Washington this cow cow (__) * (__) (oo) (oo) /------/ -------/ /| |/ | | ==$ || / | [) || ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to to Caesar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday (___) (__) (__) ( O ) (oo) (oo) /------- / /--------/ / | ||V | | * ||----|| ||------|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle (__) (__) [##] (@o) /-------/ /-------/ /------- (__) / | || / | || / | || (oo) * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman (__) (oo) /---+ +--/ / | | | || * ||-+ +-|| ^^ ^^ * David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow (__) (oo) /'^^^-m (__) / '' ` ) (oo) o /| /|/|_ | /| / / / / _ / | | | | / _===^ ___\_____/___ |_____|_| ___|__/ |/ (___________(_) //|| || * ^ ^ * ww ww Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula (__) (__) (__) (/) ($$) (**) /-------/ /-------/ /-------/ / | 666 || / |=====|| / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Satanic cow Yuppie Cow Cow in love ____ (____) .xxxx. (__) '(oo)` (oo) /-----'-/ ` /-------/ / | |============> / | || * ||----| (~) * ||----|| ~~ ~ ~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi holy cow (armed and dangerous) (---) ( ) (___) (___) /----- (o o) (o o) | | /------- / /------- / | | | / | ||O / | O~ ||O | | | * ||,---|| * ||,---|| | * | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull Coward (__) \__ (__) (oo) o (oo) (oo) /-------/ ____\___/ *+-------/ / | || / | || ||______|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ||----|| OO OO OO OO OO OO Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow (__) (__) \_||_~ (oo) (oo) (*||*) /---------------/ /----/ /-------||/ / | || / || / | || * ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----|| OO OO OO OO OO }{ li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow (____) (____) (____) (oo ) (o o) ( OO) /----------- / /----- /---- /----------- / / || | / / | | / | / || | / / || |||| | | | | | / || |||| * ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----|||| // // / / / / ^^^^ ^^^^ This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four legs or eight (__) (__) ^^ (oo) (--) ^^^^ /-------/ /-/- ^^^^^ / | || /| | ^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^ ^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /---- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^ Cow surfing at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale (What a bod, huh guys?) * (__) (DD) /-------/ | / | ||_\_/ | (__) * ||----| || (oo) ^^ ^ || / Cow chugging brews and staring at ^^ || sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale || || || ^^ / / / / / / / / / / / \_ / / / / / / / / / / / / \_ / / / / / _______ / / Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | / / / / / (__)| / / / / / (oo)| / / ( @@@ ) /-------/ | ( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_| @@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----| @@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^ /--UU--/ (____________) / | || Cow sheltering from English Weather * ||---|| (New) Jersey Cow (__) _--------_ (oo) |__________| BIG /-------/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC / | 007 || __________ * ||----|| |_ _| ^^ ^^ -------- Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow x xxxx|xxxx xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx | // (__) // (__(__) (oo)// (oo(oo) /-------// /-------/ /------- / | |// / | || || | * ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Mary Poppins Cow Siamese cows o o (__) ^ / (oo) / / _____/___/ (__) \__/ / / / / (oo) _______(oo) ^ / * / /---------/ /| ___ / / ___/ / | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/ * ||------|| * ||{___}|| / ^^ ^^ ||-----|| / / ^^ ^^ ^ ^ Mathematical Television This cow does Disco Cow Cow (That's what comes of (developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine) cow-culus) Ray Tube) . / . . : . / . . : / . . * : / * : | (__) | . . ** : . /| (oo) | ** : / | // | . . * : . / |=|==|=| . * : . / | | | | . : / USA | ^||^ |NASA . : |______| ^^ |______| . : . (__||__) . . : . /_ /_ . . . : !!! !!! : : The cow that jumped over the moon. : o | [---] | | | | |------========| /----|---| | **** |=======| /___/___\___ o | **** |=======| | | ___| |==============| | | ___ {(__)} |==============| -----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============| / / /---===--{ / } | ----------------- / | NASA |==== | | | * ||------||-----^ ----------------- || | | / / ^^ ^ | / ---- ^^ ^^ This cow landed on the moon. (__) ([][]) "I have this recurring dream __/_--U about golden arches.".. (__) / \__ ^ :..("") / / / // ____\_____/ // /----^/__/ / // / \___ / // \____/---- // /-/__________/ // /====== / =======/==============// *_/ / /^ // / / ^ // Psycowlogist and patient (___) ^^^^^^^^ (__) (o o) ^^^^^^^^ (oo) / *-----\_______// --O--/ ^_______/ --- \______^ // ----- ^-------- S/ /\_____^ /_^{} /==V===[] \______/ \_____// \__/ It's a bird... // The Boss It's a plane... // (Bruce Holstein) // // ^^ ^^ ================== _____________________________ H H | |-------------| H (__) H | | ________ | H (oo) H __ | COWNTY | | (|__|) | | H / / H / | JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP | | | |__|/|__| | H D===b=----- H __ / | | o | H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H || | | ^ | H H || | | ] | H H || | | | H H || |_____________|_____________| H H || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard | / ___________ ____________ \_# / | ___ | _________ | | #/ | | | | | = = = = | | | | | | # | |`v'| | | | | | # // | --- ___ | | | || | | | | | | | #_// | | | | | | | | #_/_______ | | | | | | || | | | | | | | # /_____/ | --- | | | | | # |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | | | # |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | ^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| | | ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | `v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| | || |`. (__) (__) ( ) (oo) (oo) /---V /-------/ / -------- * | | / | || ||_______| * ||W---|| || || * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ "Cow Town" ...---... ../ / | .. ./ / / | . / / / | / / / | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | / | / | / | / | / | / | / | / | / | /(__) |/ (oo) /---++--/ / | || || * ||-++-|| ^^ ^^ Cow surviving attack by Red Baron (__) (oo) /-------/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------/ /------- / | || -^^- || | * ||---- -^^- || * ^^ ^^ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------/ /------- / | || || | * ||----|| ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Barnum's Troupe of performing cows ____ ____ |+++++| |++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++| |++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++| |++++| |++/ /( ) |++++| |+++++| __ | | |+| |-oo- | \______ |++++| |+++++| |++| - - - -(__)--| \__/ _(__)_ o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) | __ | _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__/ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh! |-| \____ ------ )_ /| / -|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * / * | __________________________________/ | W| \_/ /----------------- \_/ / / / \___/ \___/ / / ^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call...?