Various Quotes

Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing was happening, so I said to her. "What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?"
Rodney Dangerfield

Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing was happening, so I said to her. "What's the matter, can't you cut it?"
John Wayne Bobbit

Sex drive: A physical craving that begins in adolescence and ends at marriage.
Robert Byrne

Sex drive: A physical craving that begins in adolescence and ends at prison.
Mike Tyson

Sex drive: A physical craving that begins in adolescence and ends my marriage.
-Gunga Jim

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limit.
Unknown

The difference between kinky and perverted is... uh I don't know.
Richard Gere