A Quickie!

A man is seated at a restaurant. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt, and with legs that won't quit, comes to his table.

"What would you like, sir?"

He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame, top to bottom, and says "A quickie."

She walks away in disgust. After regaining her composure, she returns. "What would you like, sir?"

Again the man thoroughly checks her out. "A quickie, please." Her anger takes over. She slaps him across the face with a resounding SMACK and storms away.

A man sitting at the next table leans over. "Um, I think it's pronounced 'quiche'."