Pollock Fire Department

One day a farmer's barn caught on fire so he calls the down town fire department. He said hey my barn is on fire I need you to come put it out.The fire department told him they would be there in 20 minutes. Farmer says in 20 minutes I loose my barn. So he calls the Pollock fire dept. He says, "Hey my barn is on fire, I need you to come put it out." "Pollock says I will be there in 3 minutes." 3 minutes later here they come haulin ass. They get out of the truck and put the fire out. Farmer goes up to the Pollock chief and says here is five thousand dollars. So what are your plans with the money the farmer asked? Pollock goes first gosh darn thing is I am gonna get those brakes fixed.

Submitted by: bubba