Joke of the Day

One a daya I'ma go to Detroit to a biga hotel. Ina morning I'ma go down to eta the brea akfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two piss's toast.

She bring me only one a piss,

I tella I wanna two piss's, she say to go to the toilet. I say you no unnerstan, I wanna two piss ona my plate,

She say you better not piss on your plate, you sonnama bitch.

I don't even know the lady and she calla me sonnema bitch.

Later I'ma go to eta at biga restaurant,

The waitress brings me spoon and knife but no fock,

I tell her I wanna fock,

She tell me everybody wanna fock,

I tell her you no unnerstan, I wanna fock ona table,

She say you better no fock ona table, you sonnama bitch

So I'ma go back in my room I'ma hotel and theres no s#it ona my bed, I calla the manager an tell him I wanna s#it ona my bed.

He tell me go to the toilet.

I say you no unnerstan, I say again I wanna s#it ona my bed, he say you better not s#it ona the bed you sonnama bitch.

So I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "peace on you".

So I say piss on you too you sonnama bitch.

I'ma go back to Italy.