Joke of the Day
The Italian who went to Detroit
One a daya I'ma go to Detroit to a biga hotel. Ina morning I'ma go down to eta the brea akfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two piss's toast.
She bring me only one a piss,
I tella I wanna two piss's, she say to go to the toilet. I say you no unnerstan, I wanna two piss ona my plate,
She say you better not piss on your plate, you sonnama bitch.
I don't even know the lady and she calla me sonnema bitch.
Later I'ma go to eta at biga restaurant,
The waitress brings me spoon and knife but no fock,
I tell her I wanna fock,
She tell me everybody wanna fock,
I tell her you no unnerstan, I wanna fock ona table,
She say you better no fock ona table, you sonnama bitch
So I'ma go back in my room I'ma hotel and theres no s#it ona my bed, I calla the manager an tell him I wanna s#it ona my bed.
He tell me go to the toilet.
I say you no unnerstan, I say again I wanna s#it ona my bed, he say you better not s#it ona the bed you sonnama bitch.
So I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "peace on you".
So I say piss on you too you sonnama bitch.
I'ma go back to Italy.