Top 10 Unusual Comments on Monica Lewinsky's Intern Performance

10. Truly an eager beaver
9. Uses too much teeth.
8. Stays late, comes early
7. Excellent oral dictation skills: has never missed a period.
6. Great attitude! Willing to accept a heavy load
5. Frequently complains of jaw pain.
4. Although not a whiner, tends to be a moaner.
3. "In Box" is always clean and shiny
2. Tends to blab on the telephone
1. This intern might suck, but she doesn't inhale.