Rorschach

A guy's wife sends him to a psychiatrist because she thinks all he has on his mind is sex. The doc gives him the Rorschach ink blot test.

He shows the guy the first ink spot and asks "What do you see?"

The guy says "A couple making love."

He shows him another and asks "What do you see?"

The guy says "Two girls and a guy making love."

He shows him another "What do you see?"

He answers "Two women having sex."

The doc tells him "I have to agree with your wife. All you see is sex, sex, sex."

The guy is indignant "What do you mean? You're the one showing the dirty pictures!"