Two guys and a gal were sitting at a bar talking about their professions.
The one guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE... you know... Young, Urban, Professional.
The second guys says, "I'm a DINK... you know... Double Income No Kids."
They turn around and asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied, "I'm a WIFE... you know... WASH, IRON, FUCK, ETC."