Real Man

A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of you should be interested in: BECOMING A REAL MAN. That's right, in just six quarters you, too, can be a real man, as well as earn an AA degree (AA Real Men). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.


Autumn Schedule

MEN 101      Combating Stupidity

MEN 102      You Too Can Do Housework

MEN 103      PMS - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut

MEN 104      We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas

Winter Schedule

MEN 110      Wonderful Laundry Techniques

MEN 111      Understanding The Female Response to Getting In At 4AM

MEN 112      Parenting: It Doesn't End With Conception

EAT 100      Get A Life, Learn To Cook

ECON 001A    What's Hers Is Hers

Spring Schedule

MEN 120      How NOT To Act Like An Asshole When You're Wrong

MEN 121      Understanding Your Incompetence

MEN 122      YOU, The Weaker Sex

MEN 123      Reasons To Give Flowers

ECON 001B    What's Yours Is Half Hers (Must Pass ECON 001A)


Autumn Schedule

SEX 101      You CAN Fall Asleep Without It

SEX 102      Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower

MEN 201      How To Stay Awake After Sex

MEN 202      How To Put The Toilet Seat Down

ELECTIVE     (See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule

MEN 210      The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

MEN 211      How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children

MEN 212      You, Too, Can Be A Designated Driver

MEN 213      Honest - You Don't Look Like Denzel Washington -

                    Especially Naked

MEN 230A     Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 1

Spring Schedule

MEN 220      Omitting @&*%$#* From Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)

MEN 221      Fluffing The Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary

MEN 222      Real Men Ask For Directions

MEN 223      Thirty Minutes of Begging Is NOT Considered Foreplay

MEN 230B     Her Birthdays And Anniversaries Are Important 2

Course Electives

EAT 101      Cooking With Quiche

EAT 102      Utilization of Eating Utensils

EAT 103      Burping And Belching Discreetly

MEN 231      Mother-in-Law

MEN 232      Appear To Be Listening

MEN 233      Just Say, Yes Dear

ECON 001C    Cheaper To Keep Her (Must Pass ECON 001B)