Classic Animals in the Fridge
Q. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
A. Open the fridge, put it in, and close the door.
Q. How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
A. You open the door take out the giraffe, put the elephant in, and close the door.
Noah invited all the animals to a meeting on how to cross the alligator infested waters.
Q. How did they do it?
A. They walked across. The alligators were at the meeting.
Q. Who wasn't at the meeting?
A. The elephant, he was in the fridge.