Buckle Your Seatbelt

A guy and his wife get pulled over by a cop. The cop walks up and sees the man doesn't have his seatbelt on.

Cop says "Hey you don't have your seatbelt on".

The man says "oh, Officer I just took it off to get my wallet out of my back pocket".

The cop leans in and says the the wife "what do you think about that" and she says "I never argue with him when he's drunk"