Ring Bearer

A little boy was in wedding party. As he was walking down the church aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the guests, alternating between the bride's side and the groom's side, put his hands up like claws and roar...so it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR all the way down the aisle. The crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear!"