Physical Checkup

This old couple goes to the doctor for the old man's physical and he can't hear very well. The doctor tells him that the first thing he's going to check is his eyes.

The old man says "What'd he say? What'd he say??"

And the wife says "He wants to check your eyes."

Then the doctor says "Now, I want you to get on the table, I want to check your vital signs."

And the old man says "What'd he say? What'd he say??"

The wife says "He wants you to get on the table, he wants to check your vital signs."

The last thing the doctor says is "I need three things from you: I need a sperm sample, a stool sample and a urine sample."

And the old man says "What'd he say? What'd he say??"

And the wife says "He wants to check your shorts..."