No Stutter

Two friends meet after not having seen each other for many many years. The first guy asks, "How have things been going?"

The second guy speaking very s..l..o..w..l..y tells his friend, "I w..a..s.. a..l..m..o..s..t m..a..r..r..i..e..d...

The first guy says in amazement, "Hey, you don't stutter any more."

His friend answers , " Y..e..s I w..e..n..t t..o.. a d..o..c..t..o..r a..n..d h..e t..o..l..d m..e t..h..a..t i..f I.. s..p..e..a..k.. s..l..o..w..l..y I w..i..l..l n..o..t s..t..u..t..t..e..r."

The first friend congratulates him and than asks again about how he "was almost married".

"W..e..l..l m..y f..i..a..n..c..e..e a..n..d I w..e..r..e s..i...t..t..i..n..g.. o..n h..e..r p..o...r..c..h a..n..d t..h..e d..o..g w..a..s s..c..r..a..t..c..h..i..n..g h..i..s b..a..c..k a..n..d I t..o..l..d h..e..r t..h..a..t.. w..h..e..n w..e.. a..r..e.. m..a..r..r..i..e..d s..h..e c..a..n d..o t..h..a..t f..o..r m..e a..n..d s..h..e t..h..r..e..w t..h..e r..i..n..g i..n m..y f..a..c..e"

"Why would she throw the ring in your face for saying that" asks the first friend.

" W..e..l..l, I s..p..e..a..k s..o s..l..o..w..l..y t..h..a..t b..y t..h..e t..i..m..e s..h..e l..o..o..k..e..d.. a..t t..h..e d..o..g, h..e w..a..s l..i..c..k..i..n..g h..i..s b..a..l..l..s"