My Son #1

Four guys are telling stories in a bar. One leaves to take a leak. There are three guys left.

The first guy says "I was worried that my son was going be a loser because he started out washing cars for a local dealership. Turns out that he got a break, they made him a salesman, and he sold so many cars that he bought the dealership. In fact, he is so successful that he just gave his best friend a new Mercedes for his birthday."

The second guy says "I was worried about my son, too, because he started out raking leaves for a Realtor. Turns out HE got a break, they made him a commissioned salesman, and he eventually bought the real estate firm. In fact he's so successful that he just gave his best friend a new house for his birthday."

The third guy says "Yeah, I hear you. MY son started out sweeping floors in a brokerage firm. Well, he got a break, they made him a broker, and now he owns the brokerage firm. In fact, he's so rich that he just gave his best friend $1 million in stock for his birthday."

The fourth guy comes back from the can. The first three explain that they are telling stories about their kids so he says, "Well, I'm embarrassed to admit that my son is a major disappointment. He started out as a hairdresser and he's still a hairdresser after 15 years. In fact I just found out that he's gay and has several boyfriends. But, I try to look at the bright side ... his boyfriends just bought him a new Mercedes, a new house, and gave him $1 million in stocks for his birthday."