Condom Size

A 25-year-old man walks up to a pharmacy counter and asks for condoms.

The clerk at the counter asks, "What size are you?"

25 man: I didn't know you had sizes. I'm not sure.

She puts her hand down his pants, feels it, and gets on the intercom: I NEED LARGE CONDOMS TO THE PHARMACY COUNTER, LARGE CONDOMS TO THE PHARMACY COUNTER, THANK YOU.

10 minutes later a 50-year-old man walks up to the counter and asks for condoms.

Clerk: What size are you?

50 yr old: I didn't know you had sizes. I'm not sure.

Clerk: Well, I'll feel it and get the right size for you. She puts her hand down his pants, feels it, and gets on the intercom: I NEED EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY COUNTER, EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY COUNTER, THANK YOU.

Next a 16-year-old boy walks up to the counter and asks for condoms. Clerk: What size do you want? 16 yr boy: Gosh lady, I didn't know you had sizes. I don't know what size I am. Clerk: Well, I'll feel it and get the right size for you She puts her hand in his pants ~ feels it ~ and gets on the intercom: CLEAN-UP AT THE PHARMACY COUNTER, CLEAN-UP AT THE PHARMACY COUNTER, THANK YOU.