Better Than Yours

Two little boys were engaging in the time honored tradition of a verbal battle like little boys all over the world.

"My Father is better than your Father!"

"No, he's not!"

"My brother is better than you brother!"

"He is not! He is not!!!"

"My Mother is better than your Mother!"

A long pause ensued...

"Well, I guess ya got me there. I've heard my father say the same thing more than once."