B.B. King's Wife
B.B. King's wife was going to do something special for him on their anniversary so she decided to get BB tattooed on her butt.
So she did it. One B on each butt cheek. B.B. came home that day and she stuck her ass right in his face and she turned around and he slapped her.
She said, "What the hell was that for?
He said, "Who the Hell is BOB?