Head Coach Wishes

Football coaches for Ohio State and Michigan are walking down the beach talking about the rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan. As they are walking, the Michigan coach trips over something in the sand. Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a genie's lamp.

"Who disturbs me?" asked the genie.

The coaches both say they did.

"You will each get one wish," said the genie.

The Ohio State coach offers to go first. "I want an impenetrable wall built around the entire state of Ohio so that none of those stupid Michiganders can ever get in. I want it as far down into the ground as it is high and I want it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace!" The genie grants the wish to the Ohio State coach and he is instantly whisked away to his new paradise.

The genie now tells the Michigan coach he will grant him one wish. The Michigan coach says, "Fill it with water!"

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