Little Johnny's mother sent Little Johnny to the store to get a loaf of bread. Little Johnny was coming home from the store,swinging the loaf of bread in one hand with the other hand in his pants pocket.
Along come Priest Joe and he thought to himself, "This is a good opportunity to say something from the bible to Little Johnny." He walks up to Little Johnny and said, "I see Little Johnny that you have the Staff of Life in one hand. What do you have in the other?"
Little Johnny replies, "A loaf of bread Father."