WORD | MEANING |
Athletic | Sits on the sofa and watches ESPN |
Average looking | Average hair growth on ears, nose and back |
Educated | Will always treat you like an idiot |
Employed | On management track at Radio Shack |
Financially Secure | I will spend so
in return for which I
to obey my every whim
of your moral life. |
Free Spirit | Sleeps with your sister |
Huggable | Overweight, more body hair than Gentle Ben |
Professional | Owns a white button-down |
Sensitive | Needy |
Stable | Stalker, but never convicted |
Thoughtful | Says "please" when demanding a beer |
Young at heart | Pedophile |