One day, a guy with a horrible stuttering problem went to his doctor.
"D-d-d-docter, is t-t-t-there anything t-t-that you c-c-c-can do for my stuttering?"
"Hop on to the table, and I'll give you an exam."
After the physical was over, the doctor told his patient that he thought he knew what the cause of his problem was.
"It seems that your penis is too long. There is a simple surgery that can be done to correct it, but your sex life might be greatly affected."
"I d-d-d-don't c-c-c-care. I'll d-d-d-do anyt-t-thing it t-t-takes."
So the man went in for surgery, and it was sucessful. He came back into the doctor's office a couple of weeks later.
"Doctor, I don't stutter anymore, but my girlfriend's really mad at me. Do you think that there's any way to get it reattached?"
"I d-d-d-don't t-t-t-think s-s-s-so"