Will Michigan Ever Win Again
A guy and his dog are sitting in a bar watching the Michigan/Ohio State game. Michigan kicks a field goal and the dog gets up and runs around in circles. The bartender is amazed. A while later Michigan scores a touchdown and the dog starts doing backflips.
The bartender is incredulous that the dog is doing this and says to the guy "Thats amazing! What does he do if Michigan wins the game?"
The guy replies "I don't know, I've only had the dog for 3 years."