UNC's Bubba

It was graduation day at UNC, and the professors were giving out the degrees. The crowd started chanting Bubba, Bubba, Bubba!

The president of the University asked, "Who's Bubba?"

"Bubba is a guy who's been at the University for twenty years, and hasn't graduated.

The professor called Bubba up and told him that if he can answer one question, he would graduate. He asked him, "What is 4+4?"

"8," Bubba said.

"Boo!" the crowd roared. "Give him another chance, give him another chance!"