Top Ten Tyson Jokes
NO. 10
Tyson already has his next fight lined up, with Lorena Bobbitt. Winner
eats all.
NO. 9
This gives new meaning to "box lunch."
NO. 8
Reporter: "Evander, what did you think when Tyson bit off your ear?"
Holyfield: "What?"
NO. 7
Spock-vs.-Tyson bout hastily canceled
- John Corl, Rochester, N.Y.
NO. 6
What did Mike Tyson say to Van Gogh?
"You gonna eat that?"
NO. 5
Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson computer?
It has two bytes and no memory
NO. 4
Next bout: Tyson vs. Hannibal Lecter, with Julia Child to referee. To
be
held in Hungary. Billed as, "The snackfest in Budapest."
NO. 3
How does Mike Tyson differ from Metallica?
Metallica leaves a ringing in your ears. Tyson leaves your ear in a
ring.
NO. 2
Slogans for Tyson-Holyfield 3
- Slogans for Tyson-Holyfield III:
- The Third Gogh Around
- Dahmer vs. Psalmer
- The Last Supper
- Ear-Reconcilable Differences
- Grazing Bull
- You Wanna Piece of Me?
- Blood Sweat and Ears
- No Lobe Lost
- Bite of the Century
- Because you're dumb enough to pay for it.
NO. 1
When interviewed after the fight, Tyson's first remarks were that "it
tasted like chicken."